"I burn, therefore I am."
Personally, I prefer Cogito Ergo Doleo (I think, therefore I'm miserable) or, Veni Veneri Vamoso (I came, I contracted an embarassing disease, I ran away). Still, compelling thy name is Doug.
You should totally show these people a picture of yourself while you're at work! I swear, folks, he looks SUAVE!
Hopefully I haven't disturbed you TOO much
--That annoying fatass security guard at the mall
P.S. Your X-Mix kicks Ass. How you could ever compare it to Fruitcake is BEYOND me. ...then again, I -do- enjoy fruitcake after all >_>